This is why I hate the new game journalism standard of snark. If even the writers are being cunts, why should the readers and people posting on forums be any different? Its why I hate yahtzee's brand of "humor" and why jim sterling needs to go.

Deadspin article title: What does Peyton Manning's "Omaha" mean?

There was a video about how Phish showed Seattle fans how to chant "wilson". Apparently this is something that phish fans do and Seattle fans couldn't figure out.

Figures that a Miami Heat yacht would have 3 giant decks.

When it comes to NBA players and stories, few can compete with Shawn Kemp's seminal 2007 release A Thousand Splenid Sons.

This is how Mariners fans do the "12th Man". There's only 12 of them.

M.C. Escher: [Drops mic]

That's a terrible name for a boat since the "Way of Wade" is to collapse whenever it gets close to something.

Are you guys serious? You posted this exact same video a month ago. http://kotaku.com/garden-warfare…

For a franchise whose highlight is losing one Super Bowl, their fans are disproportionately douchey compared to success. At least Massholes can legit say "kiss the rings" even thought they haven't won in almost a decade.

While I get a kick out of this, I gotta imagine if I dragged my ass all the way to church I would be a bit annoyed.

I also gotta imagine the type of people who take religion at least KIND of seriously... this would piss them off quite a bit.

Rnaking the insufferabilityof the remaining fan bases:

Peyton's request is a nice change of pace from Denver's last playoff winning QB, who wouldn't shutup about his love of spirits.

Unsurprising. Long necks are kind of his thing.

This is an old trick. Across the street, the Mariners have been restricting ticket purchases from people from any ZIP code since early 2008.

Is it really designed to keep Californians from buying tickets, or is it designed to keep jackasses from the other side of the country from buying the tickets and immediately putting them up on StubHub for 5 times face value?

Eight AFC championship games in 13 years. That's pretty astounding. I had a back-and-forth here with someone during the Spurs' playoff run this year and said their dynasty has lasted longer than any other in the NBA, and he disputed that because they weren't still winning titles. I don't think it's as cut and dry as…

Odd to see Durant smoking a hookah. It was my understanding, based on the testimony of another famous Oklahoman, that the Thunder rolls.

If Modern Family is a middle-brow comedy, what is high-brow? And would there then need to be something beneath low-brow for Two Broke Girls?

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.