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Reached for comment, Marshawn's admittedly frustrated girlfriend shook her head solemnly. "Nothing has changed," she said. "Stubborn bastard still just won't go down."

"Woooo! No way are the Saints going to keep me from scoring!"

"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

Shit. I had not put that together, no. Thanks for that. Or the part where Bob Costas is small, either. Or - holy fuck, could it be...

Whenever I want to like Bob Costas, he climbs up on his high chair

I see Turtle has tagged along as well.

So you can watch forever.

Another in Cowboy lore whose natural state is Ate-and-Ate

I was gonna watch this video but... I can't bring myself to watch another bane impression. Cut it out people.

Well, Derrick Rose does do a great Augustus Hill impression.

Of course Chuck wasn't amused by an NBA Jam session. Everyone always used Dan Majerle and Kevin Johnson when they picked the Suns in that game.

I love the trail of logic here.

1st:
"You're awesome and hot and I want to put my penis in you."

2nd:
"So I can tell you're online, clearly you had time to message me, PLEASE WRITE ME BACK. or are you too good for a guy like me?"

3rd:
"You're so fucking ugly I can totally tell!"

Amazing how she was able to fool him at

It's absurd that the man the annual "Best DH" award is named after isn't in the hall of fame. Akin to not having Cy Young in.

Ohhhhh... my bad, dude. So stupid of me.

Good god, what a hideous pair of waiters.

No Seahawks beyond this point.

If Rain's son wanted to prevent Seahawks fans from approaching, it was incredibly smart of him to post the warning next to all those books.

The thing I noticed is that no matter what, the exaggerated artificiality of the hair, the clothes, and the scenes made me see actors acting and not characters. This is an incredibly cool movie, but it feels like very conscious self-parody.