One middle name away from the initials DPRK...

Um...I really don’t feel like dealing with your bullshit today.

Yep. Get ready to hear how hard or soft it was and how much corn was in it.

Get ready for the most secretive, paranoid White House since Nixon.

This is the country we have always lived in. Nothing has changed.

i mean, it’s a celeb tabloid. with all the shit going on this is the one that i find least offensive/upsetting.

And the whole “Mexico will pay for it.” How, exactly, ya gonna make ‘em do that? Pay for a wall we’ll build on our side of the Rio Grande? What, exactly, are you going to do to force US corporations to move their factories back to Michigan and Ohio? And how, exactly, are you gonna force companies to burn coal again…

And of course we won’t be allowed to get check-ups or even the bare minimum of care at Planned Parenthood, because we might be tempted to have an abortion - you know, just for kicks. Can’t trust us wily women.

Same.

Yes, but he doesn’t know that yet. God, give him time to read the Presidenting For Dummies manual before getting all huffy and stuff.

I fail to see why term limits for congressmen are any better or worse than term limits for POTUS. I mean the only reason to have either is to prevent repeated election. By the same token I don’t see how some form of limit would be any more detrimental for congress than it is for POTUS.

Great. Is he going to personally fund those accounts? Because my preexisting conditions can’t be put on hold until I check the couch cushions for enough change to cover my massive medical bills.

I am still waiting for someone to pop up and tell the USA we’ve all been Punk’d. As a hijab-wearing Muslim, I can say with absolute certainty... I am terrified.

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

Yup, especially when it’s them that gets the tax hike, no access to health care, and no jobs because overseas is better for business.

we went from Reconstruction to Jim Crow, America works funny