“Hillary Clinton”

“Donald: Divorce papers tomorrow, sign ASAP”

He really can’t read so he has to rely on Melania to tell him what to do.

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

Surely people in line would be happy to allow a pregnant woman in front to be in and out very quickly? If I was in that line and anybody tried to say something to you I’d gladly tell them to shut the fuck up!

lol Oh, man. Ask and you shall receive.

Nope. All the nopes in the world.

Me irl.

thats some specifically targeted hate right there, picking on erin moran, our beloved joanie from happy days, as well as her family.

the cubs won the world series, donald trump could very legitimately be president in a few days, and now this with glenn beck. it truly is the end times, friends.

Glenn Beck trying to be the voice of reason?!?!!!!!

I’m from the UK. I know how the British monarchy works, thanks. Also Prince Harry is third in line to the throne. Pretty unlikely he will ever be king.

It originates from Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelit, whose descendants include Queen Victoria and QEII, through her 5th kid.

I don’t think for a second that this chick is going to marry Harry, BTW.

Jezzies: On the original Harvard soccer story, some gray commenter* with a burner account was badgering me about how middle school girls keep lists like that too. I pointed out that we should hold ADULTS — because college students are typically over 18, the legal definition of an adult — more accountable than middle…

I just want to know what she did with the vile of Billy Bob blood she used to wear around her neck. Do you throw it away? Give it back to the owner?

Has anyone explained to Tori Spelling that it’s not O.K. to keep popping out children when you are really, really poor?

I can’t believe Brangelina actually hate each other this much. Initially, I thought Angelina was divorcing Brad so she could adopt him but I guess not.

Brad Pitt was a stoner when she married him.