I want that bedazzled KitchenAid

“...He said, ‘And when you’re a star, they let you do it.’ That phrase implies consent...”

What is scary, here in SoCal there has been a rise of charter schools (public schools that are sort of like private) and what has many of the residents in love with them is that the teachers are not able to unionize. As a result the teachers work longer hours (they are already there when I am leaving for work and if I…

And he’s right!

I love Chappelle and I miss his show. People think he’s such an oddball and kooky because he turned down the $50 million. As a society, we worship fame and money, so when someone turns down one or both of those things, we think they’re crazy. However, he has been touring and doing stand up since the show ended and…

Looks like it’s time to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Now I know what it would take to get me to sit through an episode of SNL..

Don’t you just love being underestimated? Can you keep the BITCH PLEASE I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE tone out of your voice?Because if you can (though god knows you are not required to), you’re a stronger woman than I am.

Gaslighting is real and common. UGH!

I honestly was not trying to be offensive and apologize if I came off that way.

Donald Jr. may indeed be an asshole, but retelling a story about him getting physically abused by his father is a strange way to illustrate it.

Depends.

is facebook new WEB MD?? where in 2 clicks you go from paper cut to a death bed.

for someone who went to a waldorf school he still is super angry or maybe he is overly sensitive

Made me wonder if he knows how to write a rhyme.

“...Like how I introduced her to meditation, positive thinking/ And the books she probably read in daily rotation”

I can’t with this petty motherfucker. Grown ass man still rhyming about some woman he broke up with two years ago. Get the fuck off my lawn.

“I consider myself to be more respectful to women than the average guy”

I am very comfortable with all races as long as they are at my education and behavior level

I was trying to come up with a quip about how ludicrous that statement is, but I don’t even know where to start. These people honestly believe that white people bend over backward to be nice to black people, but black people are savages who live to abuse white people. Is there any way to make that more ridiculous?