New Yorkers! Come to Powerhouse in Brooklyn at 7 p.m. and enjoy a reading from our resident clean person Jolie Kerr's new book, My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha. Good times will be had by all.

Lord knows what else he's had to go through; at a place like this, you just know he was forced to take in an anal Bede, too.

A real Life Highlight(tm) occurred at the gym today, when the older fat guy on the treadmill next to me got a little too distracted at the cuties walking past, mis-stepped, and did a face plant on his conveyor belt. Meanwhile, this was playing on my headphones, which was faceplant material enough for me when I was 18:

Up 19 with 6 seconds to go and this chucker (2/12 from 3) is JUST coming out of the game? Shoulda sent that "fuck you" over to the Ole Miss head coach.

The video may be vertical, but at least the fan was 16:9

Dear Barry,

If Snyder is interested in a TM, a hog in the mouth is a good place to start.

Why was this published by deadspin?

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Yeah, I'm not going to "confuse" him with anything, as I have no intention of listening to anything he says. Concur that his "message," such as it is, does not at all jibe with current reasonable non-ridiculous non-hellfire definitions of Christianity. It also doesn't jibe with the very simple idea of not being an…

So ... where does North Dakota State rank? FCS or not, they have the second-longest win streak in the nation.

To be fair, if you put Jameis Winston on Northern Illinois and made him face the FSU defense I don't think his stats would be all that impressive either.

Go Jets!

This guy right here I call "The Sexual Assaulter" because this move got him banned from 17 strip clubs!

When you're a coach you love having this guy on your team because you know he'll do anything you say, no questions asked.

Did you say 7 5 year olds are drunk at Penn State?

Bill: [is pressed on by a dick]

Then the teens sent him a text message calling him a "half-kike" and made him pick up a $78 pizza tab at Chuck-E-Cheese's.

Just had to mention that Lincoln Memorial won, didn't you. Damn you and your East Coast bias Samer!

Thats nothing. Took them three hours to get to the hotel because Matheny won't let the bus turn left.

they have fans, right?

I'd say 25-30, mmmaaayyybe 40, with a little help from Mother Nature.