So they hit 331mph Canadian?

Shane - Every time I crush pussy with my Oakley’s on I always get a consent form first. Also, I took my girl to Chili’s for Valentines Day, no I’m not kidding. She had the Triple Dipper and I had the Baby Backs. Your ability to read human persona and behavior from a vehicle for sale ad is incredible and I would like…

What would I like to see it in? A Mazda 6 Tourer, sold in the US.

It’s as if Manhattan were land-locked or something.

Since he’s priced it at $2999, he’s simply trying to get below the $3k threshold that people set search parameters to.  He’d take lower.  Personally I’m at only $500 lower; these things hold up, it looks fine, and anything less than $3k for a perfectly reliable running and driving car is gravy in my book. So a light…

It looks like shit

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

old interior

Some fingers in the right place, some fingers in the wrong place?

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

Yeah, seriously my bad. I was originally writing it in a different way, then managed to mess it up in to that horror. My apologies.

We all came out to Murmansk, way up on the Barents shoreline
to test seismos with a mobile; we didn’t have much time.
Old Putin and his cronies were blasting things underground.
But some stupid with a Twitter claimed he didn’t hear a sound.

I think support, both in initial purchase and subsequent ownership, is one key feature that defines a ‘luxury’ car. As an example, if you go to any of my local Ford or Chevrolet dealers and have to have your car serviced for some sort of extended reason they’re unlikely to give you a loaner or demo if you need it. I…

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”