Since I'm oh so classy, I use one as a money clip.

@Animos: So good.

@Phintastic: He totally stole that move from me.

@EdHardyMustBeDestroyed: Wait did you just complain about tube tops? Why not just add thong bikinis and drinking outside to your list of why summer sucks.

@Gottliebs Cards: I wonder if they're going to withold his game checks as well.

@maese_tote: And because Solar only shines during the day (with few exceptions as shown in the post), you need to have backup thermal generation for night time and cloudy days, another hidden cost.

@UweBollocks: I'd have gone with a guilded mold of his bait and tackle, but maybe legs.

@junk_shot_down: $1,000. What do I win?

Thank God they didn't tase him

Anyone have any idea how to get an invitation to join Hulu Plus?

@Syntaxatron: Seconded.

I had a similar exchange with my mom when I was 17 and she was commentating me loosing my virginity.

Is there anything on Cydia that gives Remote-like functionality for the iPad?

@J Money BS: Don't you remember!? He already preliminarily shot down all short jokes on Deadspin:

@rewards: They don't have hurricanes in that part of the world. Typhoons.

@scoop.and.slam: On the Hudson line by chance? She's short with super light blonde hair? Yeah, I eye-fuck the shit out of her.

I prefer firm big "B"s or little "C"s.

@Gourmet Spud: I second that. Some of the most well-researched and comprehensive sports writing in any medium. I can't believe someone doing this quality of journalism writes anonymously.