The first line of the jump said stepfather. Terrible to falsely accuse someone of sharing half of their genetic code with this guy.

@Murray Hewitt: Amazing find.

@100percentinjuryrate: I'm really hoping the guys here were smart enough to use a stock picture.

I burnt my brown start once lighting a fart on fire with no pants on. It hurt like hell for a while.

@Varina: I hear you. It was a general complaint. Girls always give you a dirty look when you're going for the obvious read-and-poo.

@Varina: Girls (and guys for that matter) need to get over guys taking reading material to the shitter (not saying that was your specific complaint).

Boy am I jealous of that helicopter seed. Not only is he undoubtedly the most famous maple seed of all time, his one function in life, and the thing he will be most known for, is f*ucking with Phil Mickelson.

Terrific idea Jeremy! I just did the same.

@middlejester: Well that's always risky.

I can't believe that broad fell for the "I've never cum from oral sex" trick.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Wyclef? Is that you?

Did anyone else think there would be no way they would need any more than three or four songs for the 'metal sex' fantasy?

@Nationalcoholic: Hmmm, like Skater Boy! He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy.

@Civil Negligence: And this is a good thing because?

@FlakJack: Absolutely awsome.

I would have required him to get a vasectomy.

@strich: Pfff.