Great read.

@Phintastic: Totally agree of course but I present you with the following paradox: I was flying from New York to Bruseels a couple of times and one of the main carriers on that route is Jet Airways, an Indian airline.

@jessekanefsky001: Dude, somebody already did this on some Nickelodean show where you had to invent things. We know you're stealing that kid's idea so STOP!

@Kid Canada: I drive a Tercel.

@FavreFAIL: Is it Weir's fault that the media, or 'Middle America' pigeonholes all gay men into the 'flamboyant, gaudy effeminate' stereotype?

@StanGable: True, but if you're honest with yourself everyone expects him to.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Why can't we trust Tiger about the car or golf brand he endorses? Because he's a horn-dog who can't stay faithful to his wife?

@Step aside, Son: Everytime someone big gets caught cheating that happens though.

Tiger doesn't have anyone to appologize to except his wife and kids.

From Bloomberg as told by Steinberg and Greenspan.

Can we get a picture of the wife?

I call BS. If she was pregenant with Tiger's baby she would have been like Dave Chappelle when he knocked up Oprah. No way she would abort.

@Tommy-Craggs-Doppleganger: You weren't saying that when everyone was telling Laura what to do with her Bush. You can't have it both ways.

@Troy McClure:

@RicksMounties: This link is really good, if anyone is interested.

@Phintastic:

@Phintastic: Please tell me that was an Obama joke. Please tell me that was an Obama joke. Please tell me that was an Obama joke.

I don't know why B, but I believe him.

"Why do these people assume I'll just callously waste water if I can control the faucet output? I'm not gonna leave that shit on forever."

Honestly I'm floored that I had no idea that Drew (you? [what is the procedure here? Who am I addressing this comment to]?) don't eat red meat (which I guess really just means mammals? So no Chimp for you then).