I mean you really could have expected as much considering that he failed to get to ten wins with a star running back, wide receiver and quarterback.

@Donnie_Iris: Useful tibit + disturbing joke that also made me laugh = comment I like

@Ruthless, If you let me: Ha, I should have seen the faggy liscence plate after that first paragraph! You spend 99.9% of your time looking at the bed from in it. Why would you calibrate your compass from looking at it?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Thomas was on a guaranteed contract. Barbaro's earnings were purses for actual winning, i.e. not being a complete fucking failure at his job.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That horse made more money in a month than any of us here will probably make in their entire life.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And how was Barabro a failure at his job? That was assinine.

I'm a lifelong and proud sitter. Like most others, I had no idea standing was even an option until a friend pointed out someone at work that does the stand and turn (ugh).

Websites frequented by gay people or pretty much any female. I haven't seen my secretary all afternoon after one of her friends emailed her the photos.

@flashoverride: Can you expand on this a little bit?

@DaOtterAgain: Spelling is of no consequence. #crime

So if an extreme amount gives you ED, would a medium amount (say 20 times the normal level) just make you last a lot longer?

He should do three days for the terrible grammer. #crime

@Drew Magary: Also, these wives obviously never read Outliers. Any man who read that book and in good concsience can have their kid born somewhere from late December to April has no heart.

@elwaysbitch: Ever read Howard Stern's Private Parts? He tells a story about a guy jerking to his show then not having anything to clean up with so using his glove. I loved that story.

These things were invented in Con-Ed's wet dreams.

@BaseballBookshelf: love it

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: If you like jokes, you love Madden. He's given me so much materiel over the years.

I swear all these fans bitter about a player not signing with their team are a bunch of whiney, hyprocritical douchebags.

@Candace Parker C Cups: No, that's Iraq