How about a tryout with the G-men? New Yorkers love coddled coke addled white boys.

Last time I checked the Titanic was the one doing the striking. I wasn't, however, present at the time.

I hate people that say this before they even see a game, but this game is going to be terrible.

I don't know why anyone from deadspin would be unhappy with the lack of comments. The commenting community is half of what makes this site so great. Why would you want ESPN to share the glory.

This happened to me in a high school match. I was originally disqualified for punching the kid in the face, but then was requalified (?) when I showed the ref the teeth marks.