I can't believe that broad fell for the "I've never cum from oral sex" trick.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Wyclef? Is that you?

Did anyone else think there would be no way they would need any more than three or four songs for the 'metal sex' fantasy?

@Nationalcoholic: Hmmm, like Skater Boy! He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy.

@Civil Negligence: And this is a good thing because?

@FlakJack: Absolutely awsome.

I would have required him to get a vasectomy.

@strich: Pfff.

Great read.

@Phintastic: Totally agree of course but I present you with the following paradox: I was flying from New York to Bruseels a couple of times and one of the main carriers on that route is Jet Airways, an Indian airline.

@jessekanefsky001: Dude, somebody already did this on some Nickelodean show where you had to invent things. We know you're stealing that kid's idea so STOP!

@Kid Canada: I drive a Tercel.

@FavreFAIL: Is it Weir's fault that the media, or 'Middle America' pigeonholes all gay men into the 'flamboyant, gaudy effeminate' stereotype?

@StanGable: True, but if you're honest with yourself everyone expects him to.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Why can't we trust Tiger about the car or golf brand he endorses? Because he's a horn-dog who can't stay faithful to his wife?

@Step aside, Son: Everytime someone big gets caught cheating that happens though.

Tiger doesn't have anyone to appologize to except his wife and kids.

From Bloomberg as told by Steinberg and Greenspan.

Can we get a picture of the wife?