I call BS. If she was pregenant with Tiger's baby she would have been like Dave Chappelle when he knocked up Oprah. No way she would abort.

@Tommy-Craggs-Doppleganger: You weren't saying that when everyone was telling Laura what to do with her Bush. You can't have it both ways.

@Troy McClure:

@RicksMounties: This link is really good, if anyone is interested.

@Phintastic:

@Phintastic: Please tell me that was an Obama joke. Please tell me that was an Obama joke. Please tell me that was an Obama joke.

I don't know why B, but I believe him.

"Why do these people assume I'll just callously waste water if I can control the faucet output? I'm not gonna leave that shit on forever."

Honestly I'm floored that I had no idea that Drew (you? [what is the procedure here? Who am I addressing this comment to]?) don't eat red meat (which I guess really just means mammals? So no Chimp for you then).

I mean you really could have expected as much considering that he failed to get to ten wins with a star running back, wide receiver and quarterback.

@Donnie_Iris: Useful tibit + disturbing joke that also made me laugh = comment I like

@Ruthless, If you let me: Ha, I should have seen the faggy liscence plate after that first paragraph! You spend 99.9% of your time looking at the bed from in it. Why would you calibrate your compass from looking at it?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Thomas was on a guaranteed contract. Barbaro's earnings were purses for actual winning, i.e. not being a complete fucking failure at his job.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That horse made more money in a month than any of us here will probably make in their entire life.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And how was Barabro a failure at his job? That was assinine.

I'm a lifelong and proud sitter. Like most others, I had no idea standing was even an option until a friend pointed out someone at work that does the stand and turn (ugh).

Websites frequented by gay people or pretty much any female. I haven't seen my secretary all afternoon after one of her friends emailed her the photos.

@flashoverride: Can you expand on this a little bit?

@DaOtterAgain: Spelling is of no consequence. #crime