So if an extreme amount gives you ED, would a medium amount (say 20 times the normal level) just make you last a lot longer?

He should do three days for the terrible grammer. #crime

@Drew Magary: Also, these wives obviously never read Outliers. Any man who read that book and in good concsience can have their kid born somewhere from late December to April has no heart.

@elwaysbitch: Ever read Howard Stern's Private Parts? He tells a story about a guy jerking to his show then not having anything to clean up with so using his glove. I loved that story.

These things were invented in Con-Ed's wet dreams.

@BaseballBookshelf: love it

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: If you like jokes, you love Madden. He's given me so much materiel over the years.

I swear all these fans bitter about a player not signing with their team are a bunch of whiney, hyprocritical douchebags.

@Candace Parker C Cups: No, that's Iraq

How about a tryout with the G-men? New Yorkers love coddled coke addled white boys.

Last time I checked the Titanic was the one doing the striking. I wasn't, however, present at the time.

I hate people that say this before they even see a game, but this game is going to be terrible.

I don't know why anyone from deadspin would be unhappy with the lack of comments. The commenting community is half of what makes this site so great. Why would you want ESPN to share the glory.

This happened to me in a high school match. I was originally disqualified for punching the kid in the face, but then was requalified (?) when I showed the ref the teeth marks.