What a brave Pokemon.

I just posted about this elsewhere, but the same rules also don't apply to all dialects. It's completely possible that this song was either written in/by people using AAVE, or that Miley was trying to approximate that dialect.

I can make words good with my mouth.

Nah, just collective ignorance. They don't really teach us the grammars real good.

Good point. Pull up a chair.

Why else would I be on Jez?

At least he has his shirt on.

Especially with the 007 music playing, that sealed it for me.

I admit I laughed out loud.

The car jumping into the train was pure gold.

That last bit was fantastic! It was like one twist after the next! M. Night Shamalamadingdong would be proud.

This was actually way cooler than I thought it was going to be.

Yup, it's going to be another "I hate humanity" day for me.

Guys, listen to me very carefully. If I where in front of you, I would gently cradle that delecate head of yours and hold you close so that you can never loose eye contact with me and could read my lips in case any of these sounds I'm making go in one ear and out the other. Are you ready? Paying attention? okay,…

Absolutely, and I feel like getting into arguments about who has it worse is absolutely pointless and just hurts progress on both sides. So many women get (rightfully) upset when their concerns over body image/femininity/etc are belittled and sneered at by men that it BOGGLES MY MIND that they would turn around and do…

No, the greatest, most dangerous villain it has ever known is the current editorial staff.

Not to sound creepy, but I wish you could play it as well. It'd certainly make my nights outside your window a little less boring.

You're a dude if you say you're a dude.

These are fucking hilarious.

When did Harry Hill turn into a black man?