That explains Berry's excitement on draft day when he heard the Chiefs described as "the furthest thing from champs in the league".

There is no such thing as quinnophobia.

Wow. I have always had a crippling fear of horses, and I never knew it was an actual thing. Also, like Berry, it all stems from being bit on the ear by a horse when I was like five years old. I just remember blood all over my neck. Fuck horses.

If this would have happened with the Jets, ESPN would have dedicated a special 5 hour SportsCenter to it.

I guess I will not be surprised when Eric Berry refuses to shake John Elway's hand then.

Not to be confused with quinnophobia, which is the very real fear of having your team quarterbacked by Brady Quinn.

On behalf of the Browns, I would like to thank the Bucs for being an even bigger off-the-field (and possibly on the field as well) shit-show this year. It's nice to have some company in the basement of shame.

Looks like the only thing that won't quit in Tampa is MRSA.

Agreed! ...Is everybody hating because they're in denial about what idiots they sound like?!

Wow... lot of hate down in the comments.... I loved it. Fallon + Timberlake is usually pretty good comedy gold.... and yes, very relevant.

You've obviously spent no time on the Internet in the past 5 years.

So, welcome to the Internet! It's where the funny stuff is.

Well, since the Braves have clinched the guy was just trying to tune in Tokyo for the Nippon League standings heading into the Climax Series.

"That idiot on the field's about to get to second base.

She wants a pitcher, not a belly itcher.

His behavior may seem purely offensive, but he clearly knows how to turn two.

He now leads the Braves in most scoring metrics

does that guy remotely look like Jimmy Kimmel?

Take advantage now guy, because if there's one thing Turner field is known for, it's gravity.

Guarantee you Bourdain's eaten panda.