Quick! someone who’s never even sat in an original NSX complain!!

the inevitable English ‘bloody hell, it’s gone tits up once again’-ness

Was this the plot of the Seth Rogen / Barbara Streisand movie? Either way, I would watch this.

Shout out to prewar engines:

Yamaha-designed Ford SHO V6.

The inline 6 out of the e-type

With fewer number of hours of daylight during winter, it’s important for men to give their dicks the sunlight they desperately need.

*whispers* I like that movie

So, there’s this trope that all the pregnant ladies have hot celeb sex dreams. My online co-gestators were always mentioning their sleepytime sexytimes with Clooney and Pitt and the like, and I was moderately annoyed that I only dreamed about anthropomorphic food and household appliances in between grumpy repositions…

THIS IS SOME OF YOUR BEST WORK BOBBY.

It’s really Ariana Grande’s dog, don’t expect too much of that.

Oh god. Way too much Eastern European man in love with himself and way too little French Bulldog singing.

I don’t know why but this really kind of makes me want to buy a TDI.

LS SWAP.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

John 6:55

it’s beautiful. it doesn’t look like anyone. i like that in a cake.