They had possession of the car. Target never did. Target just lets you park there, quite different from accepting the car for service.

So there is no one out there in your mind that might not want this car?
Really?

If you had $30k to spend on a car today, this would be the only one you would consider?

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It's a beautiful story, really. I just hope I don't get anyone in trouble by revealing it to the world.

I once played rugby with giant men to impress a guy in college who said he thought it was hot when girls were "tiny but tough." Promptly dislocated my right shoulder and broke my left collarbone, and a rib. Insisted I was fine, even though I couldn't move. Drank a lot, so I could claim the passing out was from the…

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

~Missing Tip~

You're offended because the author, a person who DOESN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE AT ALL thought the video was in Portugal Portuguese and not Brazil Portuguese?

I'm a huge fan of Southwest Airline's "cattle chute" method, even if I feel like I'm in a cattle chute. I think it's wrong to characterize this as a free-for-all, even if seats aren't assigned, because there absolutely is conformity (and relative fairness) to how those seats are assigned.

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Towel? OK. Rubber glove? I'm on board. ALUMINUM FOIL? Get that the hell away from my dick!

192 mph in a 5100+ lbs. sedan - LOL. Just LOL. I would troll other sports cars so hard on the highways.

Stay tuned for inevitable torque-per-dollar comparison with the Hellcat.

No, I meant it depreciated $100,000.

I saw this story earlier and was discussing it with a few people before I started our department meeting. Then one of our interns piped up, "Do you think there's an echo when they knock on her head? That would be cool."

So how much of those grilles are actually open and functional?

I bet it was often towed behind a motor-home, and that is to help prevent rock chips.

Honest question, are your responses scripted, or approved by marketing guys before being posted? You don't seem to be actually answering the questions, or catching on to any sense of sarcasm or humor.

The car was originally painted International Blue, and the ad says tit was one of only 28 cars so hued with the 3-speed. It's now brown and would probably require a respray to make it original. Or, you could just leave it as-is because, well, it's brown.