You're missing the point. Cultural appropriation has turned Native American vestments into fashion, which is then not allowed.

Ugh... Toni Braxton may have said the dumbest and most horrible thing I've heard all day, but it's early. I have a kid in my family with autism too, and yes, his mom believes that vaccines probably caused it and it's hard to argue with someone who really wants there to be something to blame.

The only real dose of WTF? on this that I see is that god awful "shotgun hood scoop.'' The teak bed is not bad but really what is up with that fucking scoop?

Always though the Probe looked good. But I still have a soft spot for his sister... the MX6 Mystere, which I actually owned for a couple years. Loved it. Very economical too.

Poor Malia. She's missing out on a right of passage — scaring the bejesus out of your parents.

They didn't photoshop it, that's how they didn't notice. It was just an odd pose. Here's my "fixed" Photoshop version. Same hip placement, same rib placement, just smoothed in the blank spots after moving the arm.

The Ricottalypse.

Jez refused to tell us what the new scents are. That would have at least been interesting, and we could have raised a ruckus if they were ones we'd want or mock the region if they were weird.

I actually had a dentist tell me that all Crest formulas are the same, just in different packaging.

Laced with glass.

And when you were finished you discovered it was actually Trader Jihad's Shwarma Sauce.

I once accidentally grabbed a bottle of body wash instead of shampoo at Trader Joe's. When I compared the labels, there was one additional ingredient in the shampoo, way down toward the bottom of the list. Yes, I washed my hair with that body wash until the bottle was empty.

All I know is that the Hair Care Product Scientists (TM) in Japan have unlocked all the secrets of amazing hair, so you should ask one of them. I used to go to a Japanese salon and the products they hooked me up with make my hair so insane silky it's nuts.

I PUT THE MONEY IN MY DVD PORT WHERES THE CAR

My money is on carbon fiber trunk lids. And decals.

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

Ah, I see. It was "A bigger black dick" wasn't it?

A windmill full of corpses!

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.