“One of those projects is The Big Short, which also stars Brad Pitt and Melissa Leo.”

Car Magazine in the UK has had one of these base model 7’s as a long term tester, and they love it! The engine is from a Kei car.

The child of a shitty politician sucks. Color me surprised!

I go out of my way to fly to Midway, because O’Hare is really quick to delay/cancel flights, and is generally just too enormous for me.

Unless I’m missing something, I see no difference save for the wheels and integrated spoiler.

I went on a business trip last summer to St. Louis, and stayed with some friends from childhood. While I was there, they insisted that I try pizza with Provel cheese. Needless to say, on my four a half hour flight to San Francisco the day after, I was crying out my butt for most of the trip. This is the indelible (or…

"Think before you eat that second piece of pizza! No one wants to rape a fatty!"

I think "Juke" works well! I would also offer the phrase, "Well aren't you sweet?"

Oh, they do. I'm 6'2" and go to many performances at the Met. I'm often asked if I can "sit lower" and I say, "No, and you can speak with God about it if you have a problem, because I can't do a damn thing about my height" and ignore them. The old people at the Met are THE WORST.

Motown owns the rights and dictates that it must be an all black cast. It's the same with Porgy and Bess and the Gershwin estate. No black cast, no production allowed.

She was old for this movie; 35, playing a 14 year old girl. She hijacked the production and made it all about her, which is why the movie bombed.

"They caught me crying a little bit and now I'm embarrassed because this is a stupid talk show."

I know! I live in Long Island City and this would be perfect!

*A320; an A380 has never crashed.

My favorite story that I wrote this year was The World's Biggest Car Collector Is A Dick And Jay Leno Hates Him. The traditional view of the Sultan of Brunei was that he was just some sort of mysterious royal in a far-away land that no one had ever heard of, or been to, but by judging him off of nothing but his…

It hurts, but it's the kind of hurt that stings a little, and makes you feel dumb—actually falling usually leaves a bruise (on me, at least!)

Any company that uses Save Ferris as the music is tops in my book! #ska

My story isn't exactly about "Reply All" but it's very similar. One day I was home sick and instead of using webmail to set up my out of office auto reply, I used the Mail program on my MacBook for the first time (I blame a fever induced lack of judgment).

1. It's better than the Kidz Bop version. (go look it up; they're all on Spotify—they literally say "pop pop pop" about a thousand times)

Those guys have nothing on Peaches Christ, Jinkx Monsoon and Bendelacreme!