2 words... tooth paste

very well done!

i wrapped my car in plastic.... HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYYYY... DERP!

a man who stands with boys...

thank you Deadspin, this is the shit we need!

I once had a problem finding balls to in a sea of animals

this new site is very confusing, its gonna take some time for me to get used to it...

"A clear fluid came out. It wasn't the prettiest thing I've ever done, but I had to get as much of it out of me as possible."

wax on,

totally thought the title meant Will Ferrel signed Justin Bieber to a contract and then proceeded to marry a fat chick

atleast it has 18in wheels, because racecar

very nice

ohh I love a good troll in the morning

they talked about a Camaro, and didnt totally rip it apart...

Gawker needs to open up a Florida news desk post-haste!

I love my 5th GEN, but im down with the 4 Gen F-body.. ill take mine in SLP spec 35th anniversary edition pleeeese

+1

you wrote a fluff piece last year on the guy...

well do it live!

good one there fuckstick