What about the kids who don't have an amazing mother and an okay father? What about them?

I can't stop laughing at the transcription. "Rrrrraaaaaaar!"

BRILLIANT.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Oh fantastic! I want to have Labia gap by the summer because I want to look hawt in my new bikini so all the guys will talk to me. I hear guys think girls who don't have Labia gap are real bitches.

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

Especially when it comes to something so cut and dry as how to lose weight and look your best! Science is sitting there dicking around with their inconclusive science, while the REAL heroes are out there losing weight and telling people whose bodies they are completely unfamiliar with how to do it! Why has no one…

Well Jesus, you guys. Thank God THIS person is here to tell us The One True Way of how to look and feel good. Pack it in, scientists! This one person who did one thing that worked for their body is here to save us all from looking unsightly while naked! Because all bodies respond the same to a particular activity.…

They must be fun though, with SUPER awesome mixers.

I'm sorry, are you explaining Jez to cassiebearrawr?
You really don't go here.

And he can't have been any for more than 5 years or so because he was a grad student in 06 and 07. Comment histories are fun!

I wish I could claim the credit, but alas, it was KorbenDallasBathroomPass. I will take credit, however, for finding that marvelous Queen-Latifah-as-Gwen-Ifill side-eye gif.

Pretty sure Mindstyles has posted all their links. As others have noted, there are none, so that's why we aren't seeing them. WHOOPSIES EVIDENCE CAN'T ACTUALLY BE INVISIBLE SRY.

But non-practicing, doncha know.

Please let me know as well! I'm getting started in neurodevelopment.

I'm a scientist as well (immunologist) and would love to see all your citations.

You're a scientist who doesn't know how to use basic fucking punctuation, so I'm a bit dubious as to the reliability of your "sources."

I would LOVE to see all of them.