I think Taylor and Karlie have established a new upper limit for whiteness... their whole adventure has gotta be at least 8.8 gigahonkies.

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

And in honor of Jared Leto's award, CVS is going to offer a 50% discount on all douches.

She doesn't know that I've called an Emergency Meetings of All Black People. We are drafting a contract that any white person must sign before any of us get busy:

*Pssssht* Clean up in aisle EVERYWHERE

Right? And that's what I don't get. I, too, have been rejected more than I ever got success. Yeah I was angry, jealous, mean, and bitter. I lashed out in the worst ways to the dudes who rejected me.

"its because hes never been good with women"... I not only agree but i think todays instagram society only makes it worse for guys like this (not that i feel bad, honestly fuck them). They have less power to force someone to marry them, and they are inundated with images of women they will never "attain" (in quotes…

This is really sad but...you guys don't know him so I guess it's okay. I'm friends with a conservative dude. We have known each other since elementary school. I asked him why he wasn't happy about pregnancy not being a requirement anymore for marriage. He kept saying, "Because that's just what you do." I said,…

Because enjoying sex puts us on par with you. That means we have more power over the individuals we have sex with and not, say, because our daddy said it was okay for you to marry us.

I had to suppress my gag reflex at his acceptance speech. "For anyone who has ever been hated for who they are and who they love yadda yadda I stand here for you." Subscript: as a white, hetero, conventionally attractive cis-man.
Uh, thanks Jared.

I find it incredibly ironic that they had Calpernia Addams as a consultant on the film when she herself is an actress. Pretty much underscores everything wrong with Hollywood...

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

But that has nothing to do with what he's saying. There's this type of gentrification going on in the city that I live in. There's just this sort of thing happening with a very popular music venue in a gentrifying neighbourhood. The place has been having shows and concerts for over 20 years. When they first moved…

I'll admit to BEING one of those people until I finally learned some perspective. I'm pretty embarrassed to think back on my first few months as an unwelcome gentrifier in a neighborhood struggling with displacement and rising rents. I couldn't figure out why everyone wasn't super-charmed by my Carefree White…

I don't know. I mean noise bothers me just as much as the next person, but there are people who move into these neighbors for the "culture" and then get pissy when the culture does what it's been doing for the last 100 years. Like, yeah, loud music at all hours of the night annoys the crap out of me, which is why I…

To be honest as a young black Brooklyn girl born and raised i'm still on the fence about gentrification . For me its not about the "white" people moving in, its really about what happens when they move in which shows you just how racist New York City can be. Literally, the minute a white person moves into a…