They're WAAAY cheaper on Amazon.

SO0O0O0O0O0O0O WOO0O0O0O0ORTH IIIIIIIITTTTTTT ::vibrates::

My first OKC date was pretty shitty, but it got better from there. I wouldn't let your one bad experience discourage you. The more you date, the more you learn what to look for before you even meet the guy in person.

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Bobby doesn't need no stinkin' armor...

I agree that the writing style is not EXACTLY the same, but it's similar in that it cites a bunch of nonexistent academic theories, is long-winded, reads as male, and claims they are a feminist, even though they don't agree with the most basic principles of feminism. LD hasn't commented for an entire week, which is…

Do you think this is this person's sock puppet?

Is this a cookie or a stress relief foam thingy?

I understand your hesitation, but I've been online dating for 4 years and I'm...still here! I'm in a Ph.D. program and would not have met anyone otherwise. Though most of the guys who message me on OKC are not worthy, I have had 3 relationships from this site and my experience on OKC was no worse than the 3 other…

Good find, Burt. I can't even tell you how many people, both men and women, have said that "online dating must be so easy for you because you're a girl! You must have SO MANY MENZ TO CHOOSE FROM!" Right, so many sexual harassers to choose from...Aren't I lucky...I have nothing remotely sexual on my OKC profile, yet…

Here...this one's easier on the eyes!

Hey everyone! Check it out: it's a man posing as a woman (AND as a feminist) on an article about a man posing as a woman! How meta is that?

You claim you're a feminist, yet you blame women for what men do to them. You just be a feminist of the "not a feminist" persuasion.

He's pandering to Team Dog...

YASSS! You should go into the fashion industry :-P

Commenter Heebeegeebees was the one to initially dig it up :-D

So fashion. wow.