hehehe I stole that dude's jacket lol

Teehee...I stole that other guy's pants!

FYI!

To everyone who thinks bathing a cat is animal abuse:

SERIOUSLY! I want to smoosh my face all over its fluff!

I LIKE NOT KNOWING THAT MY CANDY BAR FOR DINNER IS AS MANY CALORIES AS A REAL DINNER!

Not weird at all...it's a very good idea.

Thanks! I feel really good about what I do, even if trolls on the internet are patronizing to me.

So is research! It doesn't seem you know what that means, so I'll explain it to you briefly: it's when you do science to solve a problem. The work that I do can inform suicide prevention efforts.

Research on suicide.

I was right after all - you're a judgmental prick.

I really don't think you needed a clarification. You made it clear that he wasn't even looking at your face when he muttered under his breath and he seemed annoyed by your presence.

So...you have poor reading comprehension and thus went on to make assumptions about a situation you weren't present for, and wrote an angry comment about it?