No one said anything like that, quit making strawman arguments.

I don't think I'd ever notice you in the first place.

So you think men's values have nothing to do with our youth-obsessed culture and a culture which values women more for their looks than their brains? Men are just incapable of seeing women over 25 as desirable? Damn, these men people sound pretty lousy...

Oh, shit...birth defects...you mean like sarcasm blindness?

Holy shit, I didn't know you didn't speak sarcasm! How rude of me...I've been speaking sarcasm this whole time! Here, I'll translate for you:

ALSO, since you're such a sage, how do I ward off men like you in real life? I look a lot younger than my age, so I'm afraid that someone like you might come talk to me while I'm out...Is there a way I could emphasize my oldness to repel ageist misogynists like yourself? Should I, like, act confident and say something…

WOW! So your perceptions of what's "beautiful" are universal? In other words, all men are the same?

But I'm covered in CATS and OLD!

Oh shit...just two more years and I turn into ugly?!?!

I will do as you say, for I am a DESPERATE OVER-25-YEAR-OLD!!!

My roommate thinks I'm insane for laughing at my computer for like 5 hours...

ROFL! Now, make sure you read him my poem...that'll totes get him in the mood...

OMFG YOU RESPONDED! Does that mean I'm worthy of your attention?

So the bunny bombing literally did work in that it obliterated him :-D

Thanks so much! That means a lot, especially coming from a fellow old ladyhag :-P*

You're right, I'm such a bitter pessimist and I'm being PUNISHED by being denied your love...YOUR. LOVE!!!

OH MY GOD WHY HAVEN'T YOU RESPONDED YET?!??!?!?! DON'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH I NEED YOU?!?!

Ok, but seriously...I'm 28 and DESPERATE FOR A MAN!

OMG YOU ARE SO FUCKING INSIGHTFUL THAT YOU NEED ANOTHER BUNNY!

Sounds like you're a pathetic PUA and NEED THIS BUNNY SO BADLY!