SHUT THE FUCK UP and have a bunny!

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION: I wrote about Laid in NYC the other day...wanted you to see :-P*

you are generalizing women like the asshole in the article

It's small PENIS, not ego... :-P*

ZOMFG MOAR LIVE BUNNIEZ! BOMBS AWAY!!!

LIVE BUNNY BOMB!!!

It's what people do here when YOU have no compelling arguments!

YOUS GUYS! I totes just wrote about this lovely lovely man the other day!

SEE ALSO!!!

Speaking as a 32 year old guy, most of the women I date, hook-up with or fool around with are in their early to mid 20s.

As a cuddle-hater, I hope I never encounter one of these mattresses - one of my best defenses against cuddling is the fact that my arms fall asleep.

desiccated and floppy like a Bunnicula zucchini

So we should disregard relatively recent developments in human evolution and the fact that we're continuing to evolve and become increasingly complex?

This is why...

dude...so much burn!