SHUT THE FUCK UP and have a bunny!

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION: I wrote about Laid in NYC the other day...wanted you to see :-P*

you are generalizing women like the asshole in the article

It's small PENIS, not ego... :-P*

ZOMFG MOAR LIVE BUNNIEZ! BOMBS AWAY!!!

LIVE BUNNY BOMB!!!

It's what people do here when YOU have no compelling arguments!

YOUS GUYS! I totes just wrote about this lovely lovely man the other day!

SEE ALSO!!!

Speaking as a 32 year old guy, most of the women I date, hook-up with or fool around with are in their early to mid 20s.

As a cuddle-hater, I hope I never encounter one of these mattresses - one of my best defenses against cuddling is the fact that my arms fall asleep.

desiccated and floppy like a Bunnicula zucchini

This is why...

I had a dream last night about two things that will NEVER happen:

A lot of Manic Pixie Dream Girls ride their bikes everywhere, but there are still times when they have to walk around on their feet like some lamestream weirdo. Do something totally authentic and have your legs replaced by wheels. I saw it on The Jetsons once. It can happen.