I have done it, but for me it's just another chore to be done that takes time I'd rather spend doing other things (you know, like wasting time online...)

I love Gabby's Barbie! When I was younger I had a bunch of amazing retro Barbie outfits handed down to me that my dad's sisters had made when they were younger. The quality was crazy, metal zippers, brocade, buttons, crinoline.

"Yadda yadda flower picking in the south of France, blergity blerg brand new ball gown, zippity bing zoo nightswimming and then ping pong ping Tina Turner made us the best eggs benedict you have ever tasted. This is my story. Not yours."

When I see a man drinking bourbon

I'm just going to post this again because like whatever.

So sharp when put on the spot. So very nice. *clap* To the trolls and critics: You know, sometimes a nice gesture is just a nice gesture.

You know, I must have been sick the day that somebody decided that feminism was about doing whatever you want with no consequences and no social pressure, and if anybody applies critical thinking to your behaviour they are the antichrist.

WHY is no one commenting on the fact that Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic introduced them? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE WITH SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE IN THE SAME PLACE DOING STUFF TOGETHER.

1 million internets for that reference!

Holden: Archie is not fucking Mr. Witherby!

I used to live overseas, in a part of the world fetishized for its beautiful and "obedient" women. I can't tell you how many times I met dudes who had come over to meet their beloveds, only to find out that they had been completely and totally scammed. It happened all the time. Part of me felt bad for them, as they…

Welcome aboard Elizabeth.

and I am done here for tonight

"Is there whale semen in this pizza crust?"

Also he can destroy someone else's couches for once.

I want to save up, and instead of bringing a lady on this, I want to bring my cat. Not for romance, just so he can ride on a plane and look out of the windows and not bother other people. That'd be great.

He was so hot in Thelma and Louise.

I always assumed Redford cast him in "A River Runs Through It" because he looked so much like a young Redford!

That conversation was longer than the 9 seasons of HIMYM and like the one time I watched HIMYM, I totally plan on finishing it someday.

Does the person who writes the chyrons actually hate Ronan Farrow? Is it Woody?