Clooney flirted with me once. Repeat: Clooney flirted with me once.

Omg, did he ask about me? I'm supposed to marry him!

um. yes please. more.

oh and this...

I don't think I'd say anything. I would be too busy undressing.

I'm bothered that the primary message here turns into, "I totally could have aborted my disabled child but I totally didn't." Ugh. Gross. Stop acting like choosing to have your baby and not abort him b/c he is disabled was fucking heroic, you fucking dick.

ETA: And maybe if you'd educated your fucking devil spawn about…

i would look like this in that outfit.

Retouched for vogue

Unretouched pigeon photo.

And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for…

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

I don't hate Carrie Underwood at all. I hate that they're doing The Sound of Music with anyone. The movie is great; just show that.

Well, they have to use up the scraps, don't they? It's called being THRIFTY.

Probably April, since banana cream is basically a custard pie.

I need a .gif of that Stan Smith bit where he just yells SO JEALOUS! and falls face forward onto the coffee table.

OMG I want to be you.

My face while I was reading this.

**pushes you hard on the shoulders with both hands so almost you fall over backwards**

you SHUT UP.