KK isn't the only one subjected to Photoshop hell this week, perhaps: Is it possible Kate's arm was faked bc there was no ready-made "My hand is on my stomach so I must be pregnant" shot?

Meanwhile, Memphis to Dallas? Dude, who's your travel agent? It's Fergie, isn't it. NEVER GO BACKWARD. Memphis to Atlanta, yes. Memphis to JFK, yes. To Dallas? Hell, no ...

I would honestly like to know why we are not dolling out more shit today to the guys who could not manage white tie. A) This was Anna's edict and it should be obeyed; b) even if it wasn't Anna, your host has set the tone/dress code for the night, please dress accordingly out of respect for your host and the tone of…

When I posted this I totally had forgotten about Kate Upton; you're right, she was definitely one of the night's worst. What amazes me is how every one of us looks in the mirror every day and thinks, Yep, I am good to leave the house and appear in public, I look gooooood. But the Met Ball? Isn't that thought then…

Really? Wow, didn't realize. Good to know, thanks!

Plenty of ladies thumbed their noses at the white tie/bygone-era mood Wintour was seeking to go with the Charles James exhibit ...

Good to know, thank you. I like making sure servers get their due (partly bc I remember how hard it was when I did it), especially those in the local places I frequent once or twice a week, so appreciate the intel, thanks!

I had never really thought of this, appreciate knowing this is preferred - I waited tables eons ago working through college, don't recall the restaurant taking a percentage of those tips put on a credit card. That happens now?

I totally believe #20, and #17 still creeps me out …

“I go to bars because there are no children there.” Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but even this is no longer the norm. I’ve been subject to the screaming baby in the pub near my apartment — hey, why is the kid screaming? Is it perhaps because of the loud music and all the people yelling to hear each other? —…

James Franco Teases With a (Quickly Deleted) Instagram In Which He Covers His Junk But Attempts to Satisfy With a Little Muffin-Top/Hipbone Action

I’m afraid if I do it again I’ll have a stroke. Thanks a lot, Franco!!!

That made me laugh, shudder and “Ewwww” all at the same time …

Is there something wrong with me that my brain mainly goes to Instagram's “Content unavailable,” i.e., he already deleted it? Which only leads to two theories: a) drunken selfie followed by speedy, momentarily coherent regret; or 2) kamikaze, just swooping in and boom with the nude selfie, purely to watch the effect.…

If you mean hers and not George's, that's Michael Kors Spring 2014 ...

I eagerly await this post every Wednesday and was late today because of work, and I don’t think it’s the resulting timing, but what is it about this week that just makes me think that the overwhelmingly female-populated staffs at tabloid mags have just done a SPECTACULAR job this week of producing covers that make…

Oh, Dodai; aren’t they all named Jasmine? If ever I needed a masseuse or stripper codename, I’d totally pick something like Esther or Agnes. Jasmine is like the Madison or Emma of stripper/masseuse codenames at this point, isn’t it?

Before we do the slow clap for Brad, George, Kanye, et al and their supposed master-ring-designer skillz, can we give it up for the first and the best? Ladies and gents, Cartier’s 10.47-carat emerald-cut ring with baguettes (*cough which you kinda copied, George, cough*), commissioned by Prince Rainier for Grace…

Lol, love it. If it doesn’t reach to your knuckle or it’s not slightly inconvenient, it’s not a cocktail ring. Wear it in good health :)

Indeed, part of the whole veil on the jewelry industry is that people buy diamonds and gold with the intent to never resell it, but to pass it down to a loved one. The industry counts on this. If societal attitudes on this practice changed 180 degrees, diamond and gold values would plummet, as the market would be…