He was second in an onscreen cast of two in Gravity (leave the spoilers alone, people!), produced August: Osage County and won an Oscar for Best Picture earlier in the year as a producer on Argo. Oh, yeah, and his face on a cover sells magazines. And not for nothing, but there’s a good chance, given the mag’s long…

I’m absolutely dying to see Grand Budapest Hotel, but Lea Seydoux does not benefit from this shot — a sheer dress, serious droopy boobs and a too-low chin do not a sexy combination make …

Wait, off-topic, but the Gwyneth story is in this issue? Amazing, cannot wait to read …

Somewhere, Lady Gaga is really pissed ...

PS the NFL banned Super Bowl tailgating - was it just this year or is that the case every year? Regardless, they made a big freaking deal out of don't even think about tailgating here in NY pre-game, yet the HB piece's #10 is all, lala, good music, good food, but bring a heater, it's all about the tailgate? Dumb.

Here's the thing: Why are we throwing all the hate Brooklyn's way and not toward Harper's Bazaar? Any editor there should have done some homework: Pre-Super Bowl, the NFL's press releases discuss how women make up roughly 45 percent of its fan base, a number that's grown significantly over the past five years. Why…

Ha, I was in a pub with friends and was thisclose to ugly-crying over this ad. Amazing how easy it is to ascribe love, emotion and friendship to animals, especially when they're just downright adorable. Damn you Budweiser, damn you to hell!!!

Ugh, that Super Bowl opener wasn’t even a little bit funny. Is the joke that because the Super Bowl is across the river from Manhattan, the halftime show is Broadway-driven? Is that even a joke? Isn’t half the stuff on Broadway better than most Super Bowl halftime shows anyway? Sigh.

Actually you were right the first time: New York Fashion Week is the overall moniker applied to the 10 days of shows taking place throughout the city starting next week; Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week only applies to those shows taking place at Lincoln Center. MB is a great sponsor for those shows, but it is incorrect to…

Slightly off-topic, but this is what happens when you read these Jez stories right before going to sleep: I had a dream (nightmare?) I was planning a Kardashian wedding, right down to helping the girl in question pick out her dress, and I remember part of the dress conversation revolved around whether to hide the…

Unfortunately Wilkinson doesn’t solve that mystery here, but here’s a link to a Q&A he did with DVF’s blog about using her designs in the film:

Prior to that dress Adams wears another DVF wrap that, if possible, is even more iconic: this green and white vine print, which DVF herownself famously wore on the cover of Newsweek:

They really should've used split-screen Bieber when he went before the judge, bc he looked pouty and sullen and ready to cry - you know, like a typical Prada model. But a Prada model smiling? Yeah, would never happen ...

Unfortunately for all of us, if you read the arrest report, he lists his birthplace as Toronto, Canada, but his citizenship as USA. We are, I fear, stuck with him.

Said someone who has never been a junior reporter working for an editor …

This sucks and is really obnoxious, but before we level all the hate at Sam Smith, let’s take a moment to acknowledge the role her nameless, faceless editor played in all this. As you reported, she said something along the lines of, Sorry, they asked me to say this. I’ve had editors in the past who aren’t on the front…

Sorry, Burt, but I can’t be with you on the floppy-hat-is-no-one’s-friend thing.

PS No matter how many times you push that effing Goonies necklace to the top of the page, I am not clicking on it. Signed, everybody.

Before the days of Photoshop, photogs did their own retouching in the darkroom, largely through a process called dodge and burn. You know, kinda like what Jezebel's been doing the last three days.

Sorry, but I couldn't get past the Eddie Bauer and It's So Miami lounge. So many lols. Eddie Bauer has absolutely NOTHING to do with Miami ...