I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than watch a Kimye wedding on TV; then again, I felt the same way the first time she sold her soul, I mean nuptials, to be broadcast for all to ogle. To mashup two cliches: fool me once, etc.; and let's be part of the solution by NOT watching instead of part of the problem. Hey,…

What seems like a sincere, self-aware "when I WAS famous" casually dropped into the conversation is what did it for me. Lack of ego, lack of attitude - you rock, JVB ...

Stop. Buscemi's is awesome, she said defiantly, and there's a little place in East Detroit - excuse me, Eastpointe - called Cloverleaf, it's an institution and now my mouth is watering, thanks a lot ...

"tear-stained pay-stub" had me laughing until I was crying. For so many reasons.

The movie is kinda sorta Lifetime-y (Mandela's first marriage zooms by so we can get to Winnie), but Idris is so very good in the part, as is Naomie Harris, who goes from sweet to seriously militant as Winnie ...

Why, oh why are people losing their minds over Aniston’s hair? Attention, silly tabloids: She has cut her hair before, says everyone who gets sucked into Friends reruns at 2 am and sees this at the start of how many of those episodes:

This this this this this. I am ALL FOR the power/lunchtime pedicure, finding it hugely useful in this massive, multi-tasking world women are EXPECTED to make their own. HOW ON EARTH is this different from Teddy and his afternoon shaves?! DO NOT EVEN say that it might be, just walk away and give the ladies their due…

Please don't think me braggadocious, but several years back I had the good fortune to interview the loveliness that is Iman, a phone interview that started as she was walking home from something, and then into her apartment and into her kitchen, where she proceeded TO CONVERSE WITH DAVID BOWIE WHILE I WAS STILL ON THE…

The holding of the hands. Gaaaah ...

The only person I want to be friends with here is the chick with the serious platinum faux-hawk; though I do love Katy's dress - it's perfect to wear to my cousin's wedding next month ...

Yeah, it's really one of those everything-should-have-stopped-five-steps-ago, isn't it. And PS, I get that it's Lucky and all, but the goddess that is KW plays a high-powered DC fixer, yet Lucky believes we're going to be REALLY, REALLY EXCITED about her thoughts on, um, shopping?! I'll be sure to check that out after…

Oh this just cannot get here fast enough ...

Having grown up in a German family in Michigan - Land of Sour Cream - your Stroganoff recipe has brought back many childhood memories; bc no, I've never made it but now want to give it a try, thanks! PS: My grandmother made the most fantastic chicken soup, and the last step indeed was adding a whole tub of sour cream,…

Celebs - or, OK, spouses of celebs - who have kajillions but tweet about the free stuff they score. Forever klassy.

Wait wait wait wait wait: This walking bottle of peroxide and too much eye makeup is 19?!?!?! Not possible. If you'd held a gun to my head I would have guessed 43, and of course they're splitting up bc he caught her with the 16yo pool boy.

Alitalia no question the worst - you think you've booked your seat, only to arrive at the airport and find that they've moved you, often with utter disregard for whether you're an aisle- or window-seat person; but if you're the latter, tough luck with your carryon or legroom, bc there are big metal boxes taking up all…

Best use of Kanye. EVER.

My beef with the iPhone, historically, is with the camera, because here's the thing: Apple created products that seemed very much geared toward creative people; not for nothing did magazines and other design-oriented industries become largely Apple/Mac environments early on. Creative people use cameras in all sorts of…

It wasn't "an old-timey jig" - it was Leyland's version of a moonwalk, which he also did at the Tigers' Motown Night, so give him props for that ...