Austin Powers stuck in my head: "Who throws a bed? Honestly?"

It's just Alan Cumming, no s ...

Packham based the collection on Peter Weir's amazing 1975 cult film Picnic at Hanging Rock, hence the Edwardian details woven through the '70s vibe - love that this was her inspiration, a beautiful show ...

Um, think you mean Donna Summer-loving?

Happy for him/them, but: So. Many. Germs.

So when you talk about going to Paris, do you say, "I'm on my way to Paris," or do you say, "I'm on my way to Pair-ee"? And do you really pronounce it "Barthelona"? I'm just saying, the Castilian pronunciation doesn't HAVE to be used unless you want to run the danger of sounding like an ass to your friends ...

Since a) Bey and Gwyneth are besties, and b) it's been scientifically proven that Gwyneth only engages in ultra-pretentious behavior, then c) Bey of course pronounces the th version. A+B=C ...

Clark Gable is just Clark, no e. Please fix. Gaaaaah ...

First of all, 14 is not "the low end of plus-size." Please get that notion of our your head right away. You are actually average to the upper end of average, if anything. Yes, a 14x is the lowest size in plus size, but if you've ever tried on a 14 and then a 14x, you'll see they're very different. Macy's, OF ALL…

I love this show (though I love it less than I used to), but cousin Rose is soooo Leonardo-Dicaprio-as-Luke-on-Growing-Pains - ie, the kids (in this case, the daughters) have outgrown their cuteness appeal (Sybil's dead, Mary's widowed, and then there's, of course, sigh, poor Edith), so we need a cute girl who's…

Let's also not forget that in New York City, you pay federal, state AND city taxes, prompting thoughts of the old Jenn Aniston line in an early ep of Friends: "Who's FICA, and why's he getting all my money?"

This makes soooo much more sense ...

Um, did you go to the site where this love letter to/from douchebags was posted? Please take a moment to check out realbeauty.com, scroll down to the About Us section, and discover to your delight that it's pretty much put together only by women. Certainly no guy is mentioned anywhere on the masthead or as the author…

My period arrived when I was 14, and I was the late bloomer in my crowd, so already it was messing with my psyche. Thirty-five effing years later, it's still messing with me. About two years ago it just started betraying me right and left; showing up whenever it felt like it, and then staying for days beyond the five…

The ONLY part of the Kimye #BabyNoriWatch2013 story that I choose to believe is the idea that the Wintour of our Discontent told him to Eff Off when he posited the idea of printing Nori's (aka I-refuse-to-call-the-kid-North's) first photos in Anna's American…

Her parents must be so proud.

Jezebel would make a fortune if they monetized the ability for the Hildas to meet up with the guys-who-worship-Hildas ... #ProHilda

I call it the Billy Joel-Christie Brinkley theorem — admittedly, Billy Joel was of course a ginormously famous guy at the time he hooked up with Brinkley, but in the looks department? Like a Long Island bloodhound. Still, he instilled hope in average guys everywhere, especially when he famously said that on his 40th…

So the week before, Star points out Jennifer Aniston's saggy knees, and this week In Touch uses shots from the same day to declare she's totes preggers. It's amazing she ever wants to be seen in public at all.

Stationery -with an e, as in envelope ...