I call it the Billy Joel-Christie Brinkley theorem — admittedly, Billy Joel was of course a ginormously famous guy at the time he hooked up with Brinkley, but in the looks department? Like a Long Island bloodhound. Still, he instilled hope in average guys everywhere, especially when he famously said that on his 40th…

So the week before, Star points out Jennifer Aniston's saggy knees, and this week In Touch uses shots from the same day to declare she's totes preggers. It's amazing she ever wants to be seen in public at all.

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