Rudolph has seen limited action the last two seasons with the Eagles.

Since when is child rape a social issue?

That's an interesting thought. It would certainly help to better explain why McQuerty didn't seem too shocked or upset that the police never got involved in the incident he witnessed. If I'd witnessed something like that, I certainly wouldn't be ok with the perpetrator being simply "banned from campus".

One of my friends wondered aloud the other night if the reason Paterno and so many others were and seemingly remain so cavalier about these charges isn't because Sandusky has something on all of them?

Meanwhile the cat was all "Oh, you were gone? I could've sworn I saw you Tuesday..? Maybe that was the other one. Oh well. Anyway. Pet me. Now, food."

I can't watch Terra Nova anymore because of the serious logical fallacies in the time travel aspect. I know, I know. But it IS possible to write a story about time travel where the basics of said travel are sensical. In Terra Nova, people jump through a hole, end up 85 million years in the past, and there's no way for…

"It was not the sort of thing children should be hearing."

Yeah, I once pointed out to a Sooner fan that they were acting like Texas's toady little brother in that whole conference shake up mess. It clearly hit a nerve. I don't really understand why Oklahoma thinks it needs Texas, at all. No one needs Texas. Not even Texas needs Texas. And it's not like Texas would stand up…

Ok, can I ask nicely what exactly Nebraska did to get totally blackballed from this list? Yes, we get it, we're the team that chokes, hard, every year whenever we're not just blatantly sucking. We know that very well because we're the fans that have to stand there when it's -20 degrees in Arrowhead Stadium and watch…

What a guy! How is he still single?

Wait, was this Dave's first time staying in a hotel and/or meeting a human being?

People who like the Cowboys also hate America. There, I said it for you, enough with this beating around the bush crap.

Since when does not showing up to a game until there's 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter constitute "just being polite to the other team"? Whaaat?

The people I've met who actually think high school was the highlight of their lives are few, far between, and usually unbelievably boring/sad adults. COLLEGE IS SO MUCH BETTER (EVENTUALLY, AT FIRST IT'S STILL A LITTLE WEIRD BUT HOLY HELL DOES IT GET FUN DOWN THE ROAD).

For sure. The worst thing you can do in high school is expect to fit in. Everyone has to be awkward and strange and feel alienated. Everyone. It's called growin' up, man.

Maybe get one as a gift from your parents who are concerned about all that time you're spending in your room alone.

My advice to her: Honey, calm down. This is why LiveJournal was invented. They still have that, right? You set up an account, make it black background with white lettering, and write your PAIN. Then you start shopping at vintage stores and hanging out with the theater kids/nerds. Then you go to college.

You should get the footage and just run it continuously on an old-timey TV and call it art.

If you have permission from Apple you could absolutely do that. An Apple store is not a private residence. And they have you on camera the whole time you're in there.

You do? No, actually. Anytime you're in public you can, and often are, recorded. I'm in the background of like every NYU student film in the world by now, probably. Not to mention security cameras, and hell, even just tourist photos. That's why it's called being in public, it's not private.