NSA doesn't care what's on your grocery list or the 100 million other grocery lists in the world. Trust me.

"Echo has plenty of peers, but all of them are bundled with other devices. Siri lives in your phone. Cortana on your computer. Google's voice recognition is on both. The genius of Echo is that it's a more nimble, leaner version of a technology that's been caged up inside of other devices for years."

Yeah, I hate when those ignorant assholes call me names. They're so mean!

You know things aren't too bad on the malware front when the neckbeards in the comments are gloating about malware you can only get from some scummy Chinese third-party app store. Slim pickings out there!

Not sure why the article doesn't clarify this more prominently, since it's pretty much THE reason this is news, but no, you can edit on these without a subscription. So a nice upgrade over the last round of apps.

Interesting, no mention of software library in that graphic. Hmm! I guess only status seekers care about that. But good on you for having battery stats first.

I think people are stupidly elitist about owning Android devices too. (See that part where the original poster called everyone sheep.) Doesn't mean the vast majority purchase a phone, now eight generations old, solely to be seen with it. That makes zero sense.

The "status symbol" argument stopped making sense around 2008 (iPhone) and 2011 (iPad) when those devices no longer were new and special. Also, calling people "sheeples" while mindlessly parroting the same nonsensical diatribe as everyone else? We call that irony around here.

Parties: You must be fun at them.

Inevitable news. Bad ideas have a wacky way of fizzling out ahead of schedule when they're engulfed in a firestorm of bad PR.

Best to get comfortable and accept the wait. Gonna be a long time before the voting process tugboat embraces voodoo computer technology and all the headaches an online vote entails.

And you spelled "what" wrong. Glass houses and stones!

I love those delicious sour hipster venture crapital overpriced real estate San Fran grapes. Nomnomnomnomnom!

If you want a review that agrees with my pre-conceived thoughts about a tablet I haven't used, read this piece instead!

Well yeah, you can't do it right there in court. But if you sense an arrest or police action beyond a ticket is nigh, you can preemptively do this pretty easily.

Being under arrest is kind of a security risk too. Let's not be alarmist here.

Just quietly force-restart your iPhone by holding the home/power buttons. Fingerprint alone won't work for unlocking the phone after a restart.

And version 4 of this browser will be out November 12th.

You guys really do whine about Apple in every single article, don't you?

I used Airdrop twice today, but I guess if you don't use it, nobody ever has!