I LOVE The Addam’s Family movie. The first one is great, second one ok but not super. Raul Julia as Gomez and Angelica Houston as Mortecia was superb casting.

Pictured: Dov Charney. ETA: I threw back my head and laughed at this line when I watched it this year. I never noticed it before.

NOPE

I really hope this ends with Charney folding sweaters at Old Navy for $9/hour.

Let me just throw on my “Tears of Sympathy” leotard.

It’s central to his chosen mode of grift. Dude will NEVER break character.

Admittedly, he can make you feel a little stabby.

Dam libral mediuh smere great coloered fellah like Carson.

I stab people daily! And if elected President, I promise to keep stabbing!

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

The Republican party is an absolute shit show. We are watching a once-formidable political party burn to the fucking ground...

Jesus tapdancing christ.

“christianity’s #1 gay pride prophet”

but like lets just take a moment to imagine president ben carson sitting down with egyptian president sisi

Can we just be like, “hey neighbor, you mind uh.. maybe..running America too? I mean we’re like right down here it can’t be that much trouble ....right?”

“It’s the biggest scandal the royals could ever face.”

He’s a recovering addict who lives in a rehab center. Navigating the world is pretty hard in those circumstances even when you speak the language.

finally a story with a happy ending!!

When I was 6, my grandparents came from Eastern Europe to come visit us in Texas. They didn’t speak a lick of English. My grandfather would go for a walk daily, and on New Year’s Eve, he went for his walk and didn’t come back. We found him 24 hours later - apparently he’d sat down in a park and took a nap, and lost…

“..bought Marengo a coffee and a glazed doughnut..”