Look, I don’t want to step on too many toes with another one of my controversial opinions but I think drug-murdering is wrong.

1) wtf was she blabbering on about for 20 minutes??
2) who does she think she is? Sherlock?

You see, it’s not just wedding magazines and bridal TV programs that are making getting married a nightmare. It’s people like this. People who think weddings should be a flawlessly executed “event,” who see themselves as a reality competition show judges, and who act like the most entitled, smug Yelp reviewers.

Why.

#istandwithronald

His name is Johnny Depp.

Agree to disagree.

As someone who “replies all” to coworkers specifically because I know they hate it, I apologize!

But that wasn’t actually a real Barbie that was made...

“Maggots.”

Yes, but the boil on his ass grew into a right-wing radio host.

Well, given that Rush Limbaugh is a gigantic ass boil, that would explain some of the crap he says.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

The water on Mars is even saltier than the water we’ve got in Cali. Or else it’d be frozen. ;) Science!!

I think I saw that one too. It was called “the republican debate”. The doctors left disappointed.

I know one empty cranium that could have used that tiny foetus brain.

We could cannonize him, ya know? Shoot him out of a cannon. It’s more cost effective.

“That must be some cockroach...”

The only Swedish Princess that matters.