“she was talking to the dishwasher”

That cucumber thing really reminds me of Jessica Simpson’s “chicken of the sea” comment (you know, “are they chicken? or are they fish?”

I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.

NOT THE SAME. You can only point out so much glaring stupidity and evil in once-a-week show.

Oh hai! Love John Oliver! Love your picture! :D

John Oliver and The Bugle. They’ll see you through.

DUUUUUDE.

(1) Community property = both spouses co-own the money and property. It’s not that Husband owns 50% and Wife owns 50%. (Or H&H or W&W). Each has an undivided interest in the whole.

I ask ONCE AGAIN: is her first name just the letter “V”?

Anya would agree.

This is a pet rabbit not the Vorpal Bunny.

Rabbits cannot be trusted. Red eyed angry sharp toothed nightmare inducing little pellet peddling hair balls.

Well, Edgar Wright also dropped out of Ant-Man because of creative differences so there is that. Thing with these films now is that its in a share a universe so when you come on as a director and you cant really go in and say i want this and that. You have to be able to play in the box that Marvel (In this case DC)…

We now offer up our prayers to St. Pool Noodle.

and people being baptized in a small portable swimming pool

Bieber, like fellow Canadian Ted Cruz, was a perfectly normal dude who was made into an idiot by their time in the US.

I would love to have been at a concert with a mix like that. When your age is drastically different from the average age of the audience things can get a bit weird (like when I saw Lorde earlier this year and the crowd was soooo young), but with Steely Dan I just got over it and enjoyed the music.

I married a man who did not disclose. He needs to be honest about his bisexuality and leave the dad boning out of it.

omg

Except for maybe Aja. Or no, Home at Last. Or wait, Deacon Blue. Or no, Night Belongs to Mona. Or wait....everything they ever did is maybe better than 97% of any other music.