Yup. Ditto my mom. If it’s not about her she can’t remember it.

I agree, and I’m from Florida.

Right? So like, what if you’re just from there? I escaped too (go us!), but is there a trust issue there? I don’t know!

"A few..." Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Right.

Finehairproblemstoo, but OUCH.

I don't know, I had a great-uncle tell me that I looked like a little boy had thrown a handful of mud at my face. *sigh* What an asshole.

Right? My teenage self (when I was truly just a giant walking freckle) would weep with happiness to see that finally freckles were cute. Of course teenage me would probably weep over the opposite as well. Teenage me wept over everything. I just hope that all my freckle fading schemes have actually left a few freckles…

I know two lawyers who talk to themselves constantly. They are the most socially inept people I know, but they can hold full and detailed conversations about obtuse and arcane matters with themselves. But not with other people. They are both also brilliant, and are both superb lawyers. I honestly don’t know how those…

But. But. But. Isn't the whole point of a crockpot that you plug it in and leave it? You don't need to watch it? WHY?

THANK YOU.

Seriously. My daughter really is beautiful, but not in the traditional way little kids judge beauty, so she has been telling me that she was absolutely not pretty since she was in first grade, and citing the beauty of other little girls as proof (one little girl in her class is so classically beautiful it’s kind of…

That is a very pretty lady. I find the fluffyness makes a real difference in people’s perception of beauty. Meet my pretty lady, Lily.

I threw up and more in India for three days solid, and we were out in the middle of nowhere when it started but our driver found us an amazing historic hotel that had a retired cardiologist on call. They put him up in the room next door to ours and his nurse slept on the porch next to our front door. Our driver made…

“Ladies and gentlemen, this evening the part of Crazy Moose Lady, Sarah Palin, will be played by her understudy Carly Fiorina. We hope you enjoy the performance!”

PLACENTA ATTACHED? WTF does that even mean? Was the umbilical cord still coming out from between her legs? WHAT?

Well, I think that's probably more true of schools run by non-educators, who probably don't have a pedagogical background in early childhood education. That stuff can certainly be learned, but from what I've seen there's a difference in the way schools are run when headed by educators vs well meaning parents.

Because I don't have a backyard. Or a frontyard. Or a sideyard. I have a balcony.

Yeah, I'm clearly missing something from this discussion.

For sure we can’t have our political leaders wearing wigs...