I'm clearly on a misunderstanding roll, because I read that as, "The Greek scene at Miami is ridiculous, especially the FARTS..." and thought my head had exploded for a minute. However in that moment equating FRATS = FARTS made perfect sense in my slow motion exploding head.

A MERLE. Named Strider.

OK, I just cackled in the middle of an otherwise silent office. Now I'm snorting. No fair.

This is (mostly) unrelated, but my mind was blown last year to hear Robert Plant talking about the oft-misheard lyrics (see? that’s the connection - incorrect lyrics) to Bron-Y-Aur Stomp, which is about his blue eyed MERLE, as in sheepdog, not his blue eyed GIRL. How stoned have I been my whole life to have…

Sorry, Pinkham’s Law is disallowed for cat murdering assholes. (and I’m not even a cat person, just nope)

Top Drawer? If so, they ended up selling all the creepy antique dolls from AHS Coven a few years ago.

Well, I always wondered what happened to Mme LaLaurie's head in AHS Coven. I guess now I know.

Even Cyndi was into the True Colors everyshade of orange!

You’re probably right. In fact I’m sure you’re right, but think how much money would be saved if we ladies stopped: 1) Waxing/plucking/whatever our pussies which then allows our labia full exposure. 2)Discover that our fully exposed labia may not meet with the demanding aesthetic standards set by internet porn,…

Seriously. No matter how well prepared, alligator's primarily a delivery system for delicious sauce.

Sorry, I had to illustrate your story...

Lovely. And chills.

Good point.

I predict the return of yentas:

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I predict utter failure at every level. What a fuckwit.

Let them stay virgins, I say.

As someone who lives in New Orleans, all I can say to Bradley Cooper is, “What?” You can eat alligator here. You can eat it in Florida and Alabama and Mississippi too. Is that seriously the only thing that makes eating in New Orleans special? What?

I have literally NEVER considered the appearance of my labia, either clothed or unclothed. I would think, if you're worried about how your pussy looks in the clothes you're wearing, you could wear different clothes, right? Like, heavier underwear? A panty liner even? Maybe this is a generational thing?

Preach. It sucked from beginning to end and on into mastitis. I tell all my friends and relatives what I consider to be the truth: Pregnancy consists of your body giving you a case of severe hormone poisoning for 9 months, followed by about a year of hormone withdrawal. Throw in a few health problems (gestational…