I predict the return of yentas:

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I predict utter failure at every level. What a fuckwit.

Let them stay virgins, I say.

As someone who lives in New Orleans, all I can say to Bradley Cooper is, “What?” You can eat alligator here. You can eat it in Florida and Alabama and Mississippi too. Is that seriously the only thing that makes eating in New Orleans special? What?

I have literally NEVER considered the appearance of my labia, either clothed or unclothed. I would think, if you're worried about how your pussy looks in the clothes you're wearing, you could wear different clothes, right? Like, heavier underwear? A panty liner even? Maybe this is a generational thing?

Preach. It sucked from beginning to end and on into mastitis. I tell all my friends and relatives what I consider to be the truth: Pregnancy consists of your body giving you a case of severe hormone poisoning for 9 months, followed by about a year of hormone withdrawal. Throw in a few health problems (gestational…

Ugh. Those morons. Several of them were arrested a few years ago for actually bringing ladders to St. Louis I at night and bringing tour groups in over the gate after hours. Spoooooky.

Of course you're right. The name thing is really weird (and dumb), but I'm having a hard time with the likeness part.

Well... I mean... Everybody who wears cartooney eye makeup looks like a comic book squirrel, right? What?

Right? He looks like Rocky in Rocky Horror. Prettyboy asshole.

If you look at the narrow drawers on the left and right sides of the dresser you can see the difference. The ones in the historic photo all line up vertically and are the same width as the little pedestals on top, the ones in the current photo are wider than the ones in the pedestal. It's a minor difference. I'm a…

Not the same, but similar (the drawers in the lower section are different). It was a very common (but very pretty) machine-made Eastlake furniture style. You can still find intact suites that aren't horrifically expensive.

OK, let’s talk about something really important: Who is the dumbass motherfucker who put fake (probably vinyl) shutters on this historic house? And why are the idiot fake shutters hung backwards? Good god. Can we please have a little historical verisimilitude?

Just re-found this from a few years ago:

Well, obviously he has! Ugh. Wish somebody would take services away from him.

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:) Glad I had one to share!

When you come back you should check out the cemetery tours by Save Our Cemeteries (particularly the St. Louis I Cemetery tour) and Friends of the Cabildo tours. I’ve found them to be the most reliable tours since they’re both run by historical societies. You should also go to Islands of Salvation Botanica Vodou, which…

The Gallier House Museum. It was the home of a local architect and his family. As far as I know nothing particularly spooky has ever happened there, even though we went so far as tying to use a Ouija board in the house (nothing out of the ordinary happened). If it’s haunted, it must be by the ghosts of ladies who are…