I can just smell the rural (weekend) hipster life together these two have concocted with this gift list! A beautiful rustic retreat (leather wrapped decanters) with a slightly unkempt English garden (fancy gardening tools) (that will never be used) and an adorable golden retriever lab pit bull wearing her go-pro…

Gack. Can we please move the Fifth Circuit out of New Orleans? It’s embarrassing.

Seriously. Their coming out against him publicly is like stepping in chewed-up bubblegum. The harder you try to unstick yourself, the worse it gets. Staying out of the whole thing seems like the best choice possible.

“It’s that Farrah Fawcett thing, like, a blonde beach bombshell walking through a meadow at Woodstock,”

Dude. The War of Jenkins Ear didn’t even involve the French!

I guess that's one way to resolve the child support issue. Make it so he can NEVER pay it. Mischief managed!

Pretty sure that's Things I've been CHARGED With.

I could hold it UNDER my boob in a heartbeat.

I know a lot of people object to the direction the story took, but I’ll point out that this is the story that Starz bought. Whatever her reasoning, Gabaldon felt this was the story she had to tell, and it is an INCREDIBLY successful series of books (I know, 50 Shades of Grey is too), that includes a lot of violence…

Walking is perfectly fine, and probably most people live within walking distance of school, just like they live within walking distance of their shul. But you’re right, outside of a vehicle you are exposed to way more in your face crazy behavior and aggressiveness, that it kind of begs the question of what exactly the…

Dude. In Israel they wouldn’t just turn them away, they'd chuck a few rocks at them first. Ugh. You have to look at these folks as the Duggars/Quiverfull of Judaism. Seems like every group has their crazy outliers, and these are ours.

Unfortunately a lot of kids don't go to neighborhood schools anymore, which makes walking or riding a bike (which is what I did) impossible. We live 6 miles, one interstate and two federal highways away from my daughter's school, and I really wouldn't be comfortable with her walking or riding that distance. In the…

Ha. I know I guy who tried to give a DA a paper bag full of wadded up 20's while sitting in a Burger King. Too bad the "DA" turned out to be undercover cops. Supreme dumbass criminal (especially since he was an attorney at the time - he's not anymore).

Come on. He's obviously gay.
ETA: Just in case it's not obvious, I'm kidding. He's obviously a leprous maggot pile assuming human shape and just faking this humanity thing, which he's obviously very bad at.

Shit. I changed my daughter on the floor of a restaurant/bar bathroom once because there was literally nowhere else to change her in the bathroom (pedestal sinks, no toilet seat lids, no changing tables, natch). I threw out the changing mat at the end of it because I just didn't think it could be cleaned at that…

It's super fun. One of my favorites, honestly.

1000% agree. Just a nope to the whole thing.

I feel like Cap in the Avengers, "I understood that reference." Ahoy fellow Oblivionite!

Excellent way to further sexualize breasts. Hey, they’re not just for babies OR for big boys, we can all share them! Sorry to be a grump, I just have a hard time seeing this as a good thing. How about we just allow breatfeeding to be what it is: unremarkable. And I mean that in the most positive way, in that…

Seriously. It's perfectly OK to bring your gun to the mall and wear it on your hip, but fully dressed leash play is apparently disgustingly sexual and private. This is why violent war movies get a more lenient rating than sexual movies. Sexuality is waaaaaaaaay scarier and harder to explain.