Jesus none of these chicks know how to fight. Can we set this whole thing to the Benny Hill music?

Personally, I was never all that bothered by them. It was honestly the first time they ever really got on my nerves. I've always hated Tirico because I don't even think he actually likes football, but he doesn't say much besides what down it is and some stat facts he's force fed. Tirico is the guy that belongs to a…

What Abdul-Quddus did after that hit was just disgusting. Granted I am a Giants fan and there was a lot of frustration watching the game at that point, so I'll admit to some bias. However, had Nicks gotten legitimately hurt in that play and was forced out of the rest of the game/season there isn't a single person…

Does the book mention anything about getting your dip-tet boosters early or else you'll get lockjaw and night vision?

Can you do one of these with all clips of Jon Gruden last night? I could't understand a word he was saying because he was gargling the Saints collective balls the entire broadcast.

That's the second time this week I've seen a piece in rhyming verse about the Saint's/Giants game. Last night ESPNs Monday Night Pregame had an absolutely horrendous bit about past Saints QB's that rhymed and now this thing from the Post. Is this just a condition of playing the Saints or are we going to see this on…

Well Jacobs, you stutter step at the line like the second coming of Ron Dayne when you should drop your shoulders and plow through. Then, when you should stutter step, you drop your head intending to crush the one guy you have left to beat in an open field only to stumble to the ground after the collision, short of…

Riiiiight, that's it. He's been on that thing forever.

Is Brady still listed on the injury report? I think he's been "probable" for the entirety of his career with some obligatory ankle/foot injury.

I thought it was hilarious that Stevie Johnson did the Plaxico dance in the end zone and then figuratively shoots his own self in the foot by dropping two of the biggest passes in the game for the Bills. Meanwhile, Plax keeps the Jets drive alive with a monster one handed grab. I really wish he could have come back…

I wish I could read this right now, but I simply don't have the time. I will read and comment more intelligently later, but for now, the juxtaposition of angels and aliens reminds me of one of the best movie quotes ever.

This is awesome. I really hope this works as it would obviously be amazing to witness a live UFC event at MSG. The card they would put together for that night would be unreal. Of course, they will probably get rejected a few more times before this lawsuit even gets started.

They really should have played the Guida vs. Henderson fight after the main event went so short. And I don't know why you have Brock Lesnar there. Randy Couture would have been the better choice to accompany Dana White and Kurt Menefee who needs to practice saying "Octagon" and stop calling it, "the ring". Also, I…

A couple of things. Brooke Hogan is absolutely killing it in the C grade Shark movies. I think Strippers vs. Werewolves could be the sequel to Zombie Strippers since Robert Englund is in both, but with no Jenna Jameson I'm not biting. Finally......Is anyone else confused by the tagline for the Vampire Dog movie…

Only destined to be fairer when she grows up. So she's going to get hotter......hot? I dunno, she's kind of neutral to me. either way, this looks awesome.

This girl has me cracking up. Funny stuff and I hope she keeps losing weight if that's what she wants for herself. Hilarious video though.

I disagree with this. We do not know the circumstances surrounding Paterno's decision to only go to the Athletic Director. We do not know what was actually said when the GA came to Paterno with what he saw or what happened in the meetings after, which Paterno did not attend. Paterno has no evidence here, just the…

I thought this was the best episode yet. The asteroid, the biggest dinosaur we've seen, the eye, Taylors son, the gross worm in that one kid. I really enjoyed the last episode and while I have some nit picking that can be done, compared to the rest of the season, this episode was the most enjoyable.

I doubt Paterno had anything to do with allowing Sandusky hold his football camp there. I'm not sure he has any say in the matter unless I see otherwise.

I suppose I do. It's a confusing place to be in, and I don't think we have all the details. Paterno didn't give Sandusky access to the school and allow him to keep an office there after the investigation. It's frustrating, but ultimately, we have to put the blame on those truly responsible. Paterno made a big…