Wallenstein: The New Chipper

Also, you get offered the choice to attach one of three pieces of body armor at one point, each one designed to add a specific new functionality to your body for the rest of the game.

I agree with the “old folks” part up to a point: my mom stopped driving four years ago at the ripe old age of 81, not because she was old and couldn’t do it any more, but because her car was getting old and rusty and beginning to fall apart. Her last car was a ‘96 Escort that was dependable as time... and a stick…

The hair touching thing happens to ‘Native Americans’ too. I’ve witnessed it happening with the same horrific feeling that you describe that you had. We get that same feeling when a stranger greets us with a raised hand & yells “HOW!”, calls us ‘chief’ or ‘squaw’; from hipsters wearing feather headdresses as fashion…

On Thursday night I wandered into a Washington D.C. diner/bar at 11:00 p.m. My stomach was emptier than Jeff Sessions’ soul and I was thirstier than LinkedIn’s email marketing team.

“ how freaking self-obsessed do you have to be”

Except DayZ built an entirely new engine which is why it hasn’t been updated. :|

but there was never a “the truth” part! just the general idea of cardio and a healthy diet then?

Here’s a good test:

While I know these are largely indicators, it’d be interesting to see how big the main cast would need to be for a movie to pass all these tests.

I also love this contradiction:

He also failed at selling steaks and vodka. How hard is it to fail at those two things in America?

The Root don’t mince, fuck your concerns. Much appreciated

Sadly there have been developments that are paving the way for police to unlock your phone with your fingerprint and I would imagine by extension using any other biometric method. The best way is still to use an alphanumeric passcode.

The real east bay thugs.

http://deadspin.com/three-images-from-the-bears-game-so-we-never-have-to-s-1733333973