You sir/ma'am, are a god.

Wahhhhh!

Exotified isn't a word.

>abortion mills

If that's true, it's harassment.

"This is largely an issue relating to black people. If you can't see that, I can't help you."

I live down in Tacoma and I'm moving up to Seattle soon. I prefer not to go near Redmond because I despise Micro$oft.

I kinda had a little bit of a giggle; it reminds me of the kid in Afghanistan who jumps on the pressure plate to test the IED.

Thank you, I think we should all call our congress men and women in order to get "Oscar-WildCat" appointed judge, jury, and executioner in the next election.

Holy shit, I just woke up not two minutes ago. How the fuck did I do that? He's a loan officer.

>prices in 2011

Can you Hackintosh a Yoga Pro 2?

MY LEG!

"Oh my god. Fuck off, PETA."

My sides are in outer space from this thread.

"she could watch me jerk off."

"Nah, I was just way out of his league. I gave him a perfectly good chance and he was boring, only trading on his good looks and not actually applying any skill. I reserve the right to toss anyone out of my bed at any time. Causing a collision between multiple pieces of my furniture is immediate grounds for being told…

This is why I will never have another roommates. 1100 square feet, all to myself.

:(