So... Your children aren't allowed their own opinons?

Pfffffft that picture.

Okay, besides the whole part where you're wrong and incapable of listening to reason.

.....Are you fucking retarded?

Don't get so upset, Sweetheart.

Haha, oh wow.

Reading these comments I now realize I have nothing in common with poor people.

>does more for charity than you ever will

I think widespread obesity in The United States is a serious issue.

You should also tell your wife to stay away from the frat house.

I meant that I'm pretty positive it shouldn't even be an argument, it's kind of obvious.

The timing was pretty good, and it was pretty funny.

>sweetheart

He was telling you that you're fat in a roundabout way.

Oh god, I had an ex girlfriend say that to me at one point.

Wow.

Every argument is always turned into "No woman ever has to live under any requirements to have sex". I always wondered where this argument came from.

What about MBA/JD hacks?

About as long as it takes her to say "Hey, I don't like having sex after I come home from the gym". Is communication really that hard?

This shouldn't be a list sent to her to show her why "she's wrong" or something like that — no woman ever has to live under any requirement to have sex.