Bro, it’s a scion TC rear end mashed with an Audi R8.

Doug, I loved your writing, and have thought of you on many days. You're actually one of the prime reasons why I didn't go through with my MBA in hopes of working for Porsche! Hope you know you definitely changed some lives with your crazy ideas.,

This upset me to the point where I wanted to wish a million 9/11's on you. I wish I could sleep but I have PTSD. I haven't slept right my entire life.

Couldn't be happier that she's fired

Eat shit, at the end of the day this bitch is fired.

Errr, me thinks you don't have a comprehensive understanding of the shockwaves caused by the Afghanistan and Iraq invasion and subsequent conflicts.

No man, Subaru dealerships are the weirdest fucking places on earth. It's like the twilight zone. I don't know how I get denied to drive a 20k car on the lot, have double that in my bank account, and then I go down to the Mercedes dealership and they immediately shove me in a 2015 c63 AMG and we drive it until we get…

“ Just don’t expect a medal just because you can’t sleep at night from what you’ve had to do as a soldier, or what you’ve seen in the field.”

Really? Killing dozens of people in for your country isn't worth a medal?

Not taking sides in this thread, but dude... Go read your posts. You sound like a complete lunatic. Calm down.

Apparently they don't.

Can't we just ban him?

This guy. Champ.

Haha, wow. Nice, dude.

>enviro weenies

Literally haven’t laughed this hard since before my bestfriend committed suicide.

I agree he shouldn't have been as far away, but coming from someone who was rear ended not once, but by 3 drivers at stop signs and red lights, I leave a good bit of space. People are shit.

Oh who gives a fuck, what are you learning in high school? Civics? Get over it. I took phone calls and walked out of class for them. This is bullshit.

Fucking right bro?

“the law is the law”