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As it so happens, I think I found footage of you on that water slide.

I literally didn’t realize I was claustrophobic until reading your post just now.

They had a water slide that was essentially some concrete sewer pipe that was partially buried under a hill and ended shooting you into a pond. I always remember thinking, if you got stuck in that tube, there would be no way to get you out, you’d simply die in there. But they did have a “no shorts with frayed edges”

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

You lost me at “Commiefornia”. Do you have any idea how ratfuckingly STUPID you people sound when you use language like that?

It’s their goddamn lifestyles, folks. Clearly, the amount of gay sex they’re having in California is why they have all that smog. Ricky solved the mystery for us.

So you threw your vote into a fire? Got it.

California has no rights greater than any other state...

let the lower middle class and the upper lower class have a new car, built in America, that isn’t a crackerjack box and doesn’t cost over $10 grand new and see what happens to the ‘environment’.....that’s the answer.

“There’s this great *device*… it’s a *device*, people tell me that can make any car into a beautiful clean-running car… You plug it in the cigarette lighter and bing-bong-bing there you go. California hates you. California made cars not have the cigarette lighter. Oooh! It’s cancer… No cancer in your car… Folks,

1) California isn’t infringing on ANY other state’s rights. Does Ohio infringe on any other states’ rights by banning fireworks other than “trick and novelty” fireworks? I mean, Indiana somehow still sells them. California demanding a higher standard doesn’t mean the other states HAVE to follow.

2) Does it not infringe

Somebody here has a big chip on their shoulder. I hear the the term flyover states far more from the people who live in those states than I ever hear from coastal people. Plenty of states other than California opt into higher emissions standards and it is a choice, each state gets to make. Are you saying states

I stopped reading after “Commiefornia.” Found the Trumpster.

This is the big issue though. Trump believes himself to be smarter and more qualified that any actual experts. He actively ignores people with specific knowledge in favor of his own gut feelings. And since he has failed upward his entire life, it has only reinforced his belief that he is the smartest man in the room.

Somebody touches them and the entire car collapses. When somebody hits me, I want to be in as close to an army tank as possible.

Sometimes I wonder if the number masking service apps use fucks up more than we think it does.

Remember, this rapist is an independent contractor and Lyft needs no “legitimate” reason to remove him from their platform. They didn’t have to perform an investigation, dot any i’s or cross any t’s, nothing.

I think for me it’s usually been a confluence of two things: not getting what I want (FOOD!) and usually some bullshit on the driver’s part. I realize food delivery is a thankless, undercompensated job and I try to tip generously. But don’t lie and say you rang my doorbell when YOU DIDN’T RING MY GODDAMNED DOORBELL!

I just can’t even with this story. After she alerted Lyft to the fact she was GANG-RAPED, they apologised for the “inconvenience” and still made her pay the fare?!? At least part of that money would go into the pocket of that driver. They literally forced her to compensate her rapist for assaulting her. And how the

“You know what this horrible, unfortunate situation needs?... Math.”